lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

princesslynn777:

THIS ISNT A JOKE AMANDA BYNES IS SWAGGER JACKING A STIPPER AS A SLOPPY ATTEMPT TO GET DRAKE TO BONE HER ASS TOO

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

 VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

blackrapture1990:

Dean Winchester was pulled out of Hell on September 18, 2008. It was a Thursday. This can be considered a ‘rebirth day’. The Angel of Thursday is Castiel.

Sam Winchester was born on May 2, 1983, it was a Monday. The Angel of Monday is Gabriel. 

thornily:

• for single song downloads go here.
• to download whole playlists, use this. (doesn’t work for macs, unfortunately.)
• now weep with happiness etc etc.

mrssuraj:

Hello Summer!; {+dl 1 & 2} A playlist full of songs that I have been blasting and will be blasting all summer long and singing at the top of my lungs to.

i. all summer  ii. and we danced iii. beez (feat. rza) iv. black heart v. blonde vi. cinema vii. dear maria count me in viii. diane young ix. dna x. domo23 xi. fuck up xii. feel good inc xiv. flaming red hair xv. gold digger / beethoven’s 5th mashup xvi. how to be a heartbreaker xvii. how ya doin’? xvii. hurricane xviii. i stand corrected xix. its time to run juilet xx. king wizard xxi. lots xxii. made in the usa xxiii. madhouse xxiv. miss korea xxv. my songs know what you did in the dark xxvi. no diggity xxvii. no rain xxviii. nrrrd grrrl xxviii. obsession xxix. october xxx. oxford comma xxxi. paper planes (dfa remix) xxxii. prettyboy xxxiii. red planet xxxiv. save rock and roll xxxv. she moves in her own way xxxvi. slip xxxvii. something that we’re not xxxviii. stereo solider xxxix.strawberry bubblegum xl. super trouper xli. usa iii - rail xlii. we are who we are xliii. weekend xliv. wings xlv. yoohoo

phoenix-greece:

#Angry boyfriends are cute.

they are the best!

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

Yahoo! just bought tumblr for $1.1 Billion

(x)

porcelaingleek:

100 GLEE MOMENTS:
↳ 31/100: you gonna hit me? do it.

THIS WAS THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST